why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job
i apparently go to bird school
which is for birds
Best part of any show ever
neighbors in Paris
whenever you buy food you are making the conscious decision to turn your money into poop
wow they really did adapt frozen well
Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you
Just bull things.
Do they give sass lessons in Azkaban or something?
People always forget that Sirius Black is the king of sass and drama.
But think about this.
Chemistry isn’t a Hogwarts subject. Potions is. But of course Sirius knows that Snape is a half-blood, and that he hates being a half-blood. Not only is Sirius being a sassy motherfucker but he says precisely the thing he knows will push Snape’s buttons the most - he mentions something Muggle related.